Well, I probably made a really stupid impulse purchase tonight. I'll probably break something if I use them at all. But they were only $28 at the local K-Mart that's closing. I just couldn't resist. That, and fantasies of adamsniche's "Twins".
a pair of inline skates.
And I have absolutely no coordination. And where do I go to learn how to use them, before going in public where I'd make a fool of myself?