They make you collect a sample over 24 hours, but they only give you a jug that's about 3/4 of a gallon. So, when I get there, I hand the FULL jug. She asks, "so, this is a 24 hour sample, correct?" I tell her no, it's only 6 1/2 because I ran out of room. She was flabbergasted.
So, I guess that means I'm full of piss. Which I guess is better than being full of shit. Although, I've been accused of that, too!!