I never knew Alfred Hitchcock was such a comedian. He had a very dry sense of humor, but was extremely funny. Apparently, he also really enjoyed playing practical jokes on people. He told a story about having a dinner party, where all of the food was blue. The soup was blue. The chicken was blue. The trout was blue. Even the dinner rolls were blue. And he never let on to his guests that anything was unusual.
Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled day to day activities.