Michael (spudpuppy) wrote,
Michael
spudpuppy

Uninvited

So I'm sitting at my desk, intensely concentrating on the project I'm working on. Busy entering data into a spreadsheet, when I realize, I'm very uncomfortable.



I have developed a raging erection, that is straining to escape my pants. I can't figure out what fantasy my penis was having without me. Now I'm a little annoyed, since numbers don't usually give me a hard-on. But more so, my feelings are hurt, that my penis is having a party, and I wasn't invited.
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