Michael (spudpuppy) wrote,

If only I were a bottom

I work for a chemical company. It's a very industrial environment, so we get uniforms to wear. The guys in the plant get the standard issue uniforms, like most manufacturing facilities have. The managers get a little bit better uniforms. We wear cotton, button-down, casual dress shirts, and Docker® type slacks. And part of the service is they are washed, ironed and starched. However, the service we use is pretty much like every other one I've experienced. Service may be part of their name, but that doesn't mean "Good" service.

I've had multiple issues with this company. Everything from faded and stained clothing, to lost shirts and slacks. And I won't even discuss the number of missing or broken buttons. But last Friday was the worst. More so, since I didn't discover it until AFTER I got home from work.

I admit, most mornings, I'm on auto-pilot. I get ready for work, drive in, start my morning, pretty much in an half asleep fog. Last week was no different.

The problem with last week, I discovered that there was about a 6 inch tear in the seam up the back of my slacks. I don't know if they just didn't gape open all day or if people were just being polite and not saying anything. I guess it's a good thing I wasn't going commando.
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