I've only been doing this stuff for 10 years. Yet I have to sit through a class, which is being given to everyone. This is an introductory class, since many of these people have never even heard of SPC. And I'm sure they're going to be thrilled, sitting through introductory statistics.
I've already been to Burger King, so I could get a "King" sized coke. I'll need something to keep me occupied. I'd hate to start snoring during the session.